I'm assuming a kid or young teenager wrote this:
"Bad Date Story #798
My worst date was when i moved to a new skool and i started on da monday and on da friday this really cute girl called jade asked me out. I was like yeah OMG!!! so we were like goin out 4 a cuple of months and then one of my friends foned me and sed r u okay? and i was like yeh y? and my friend waslike after the jade fing and i was like wot? and my friend said wen she dumped you. i sed she didnt dump me...did shes???i checked through all my calls and txts 2 her she didnt even drop a hint. on monday mornin i c her hanging about wif dis bas**rd called mark, he was like kissin her n makin out i was furious. i ran over to mark and i was like wot the f***. he was like yeh she dumped u 4 me.n they were kissin n stuff. so i went out wif dis otha girl 2 make her jelous...but it didnt work so i dumped her and she started kikin me like she was playin football(if u no wot a mean) i was like ouch!!!!!! ~Anonymous"
www.datestories.com ( I was bored so sue me)
I just like the kicking thing at the end. Did she literally just start attacking him?